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 <title>Replacement Car</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=41</link>
<description>I owned a BMW, er own a BMW.  I liked it quite a bit, it was 1995 540i M-sport, one of the 135 brought to the US. It was very spiffy, and was a great car until I spun it into a bunch of trees.

Now it's not so good.

So I've been looking for a rep...</description>
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<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=41</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 15:58:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=4</link>
<description>Hey! You!! Yeah, you! You want to be in the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!

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 <category>General</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=4</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2003 00:21:36 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Your money will be loved as if it were our own</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=3</link>
<description>Today I send to you after my months of silence, news to make my heart cry. Somthing horribly wrong has happened.

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 <category>General</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=3</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2003 10:39:12 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>In The Begining, there was the weblog</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=2</link>
<description>and it was mildly OK.</description>
 <category>General</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=2</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:14:33 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>BOFH news network</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=9</link>
<description>It is one of the most disturbing images of the year: a burly federal officer, helmeted, goggled, wearing a flak jacket, battle fatigues and shooter's gloves designed to protect the hand but permit the prehensility of the trigger finger, confrontin...</description>
 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=9</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2000 12:50:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>ShaunHog Day</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=12</link>
<description>&quot;We have got to fix you up tonight if it's the last thing we do.&quot;
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 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=12</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 1999 12:56:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Screaming Bastard</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=14</link>
<description>I don't like dogs or American cars. </description>
 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=14</comments>
 <pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 1999 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Enemy of the People</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=5</link>
<description>One day, someone came along. She was normal, and ordinary in all senses of the word. I said, : &quot;Fine, I have some time to kill.&quot; So I dated, I made love and I flipped omelets filled with mushroom, bell pepper, and onions. I knew that it was a conv...</description>
 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=5</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 1999 12:12:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>New and improved... maybe</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=6</link>
<description>Recently some of you may have noticed a slight change in the BOFH-grams letters.  I've received mail about it, and they rest somewhat drunkly on my mind, or rest on my drunken mind, whatever. And I'm here to answer the questions on your soft await...</description>
 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=6</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 1999 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Dressing Down</title>
 <link>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=15</link>
<description>I don't use superlatives. I don't know, maybe something is wrong with me, but I've never used a superlative to describe any women I've been with. Except one. And with that one exception, I've never called anyone the best of anything.  I also never...</description>
 <category>BOFH</category>
<comments>http://www.houseofnelson.com/blog/index.php?itemid=15</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 1 Sep 1999 13:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
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